Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Your Invisibility Shield Is Broken

I can always count on the MNR to deliver a ride in and out of the city with some sort of visual assault from my fellow commuters.



Chick sitting across from me that keeps itching her crotch...

Tip: Go to the clinic



Guy across the car picking his nose...

Tip: Excavation should be left to the archaeologists



Guy who flossed his teeth, put on deodorant and squeezed his blackheads...

Tip: There are places you can do that in private for free, like the YMCA if you're in a pinch



Woman who is filling out some sort of financial form with a solar calculator in a mode of transportation that goes underground...

Tip: Learn how SOLAR items work, or buy something with a battery



I'm not sure if any of these people just lost any concern for public displays of grossness or stupidity, but I feel like they may not realize their invisibility shields aren't working ... surprise ... EVERYONE can see you - and well ... you've certainly made MY day ... all the worse for sharing these little moments with you.