Hotel Star Ratings. Open for Interpretation.

I have no idea who set the standard for hotel ratings by the 5-star system, but its definitely open for interpretation. And from one traveler out there ... here's the real deal. 

Based on my most recent hotel experiences its safe to say that under 4-stars you'll need to arm yourself with flip-flops and Febreeze.

One Star: Sleep outside UNDER the starts and snuggle with local vagrants
Two Stars: Roof and a bed with possible roomates (i.e. of the squeeky wisker variety). Possible neighbors: hookers and migrant workers

Time for an upgrade?

Three Starts: Roof and a bed, with clean sheets. But still questionable ... who exactly stays here, that isn't staying over?

Three 1/2 Stars: Roof, bed, clean sheets and bonus of a bacteria infested "whirlpool" just a little PERK for you, and if you're lucky ... a snack for later (a walnut on the floor)

So, all I can say ... is OPT-UP! Dear GOD, opt-up!

For less accurate hotel star-ratings check out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel_rating