BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP ....
This is a Public Service Announcement
The US Health
Dept reported and unusually high distribution of stupid pills in CT and
NY today.
They predict the abundance of reports are due to a
misinterpretation that over the counter meant mainlining the stupidity
into everyone's morning coffee. Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks are currently being questioned, but have "No Comment" at this time.
Tips for those affected:
1. Drivers: If you are
afraid to drive on the road, get off the road
2. Texting: If you cannot text and
walk without bulldozing into others, throw away your phone and go home
immediately
3. General Stupidity: If your heightened stupidity is causing outbreaks of rage
by strangers, go home and do not return to public until notified
Thank you for your attention.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP.
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