Monday, October 8, 2012

There's no way I'm not being PUNKED

Where's Ashton Kutcher?

As "a single" in a world of pairs, I'm pretty sure I've been on a 21 year long "Punked" episode.

In the dating world, I continue to hear the strangest things from genuine to strange to just plain odd.  Some of my faves ...

"My dead parents would really love you."

"You got good teeth. Are you with that guy?"

"You're super high quality."

So... I'm feeling pretty good about myself - kind of like an specialized organic fruit, a cheesy Chinese food advertisement or of course ... a high quality ghost in-law prospect.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

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